are you still at the devil's house?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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