yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Randomize
