that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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