she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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