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(847): View more from Illinois

I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.

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(602): View more from Arizona

I am full of burrito and curiosity

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(205): View more from Alabama

my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.

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(850): View more from Florida

I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.

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(217): View more from Illinois

do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.

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(301): View more from Maryland

I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.

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