New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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