guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I will pee on everything he values.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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