Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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