Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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