O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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