who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
