...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
