Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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