We won't sleep together?
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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