He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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