i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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