Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize