I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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