I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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