speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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