This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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