i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
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