well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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