Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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