I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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