laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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