I should be sponsored by Trojan
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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