it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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