I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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