I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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