we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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