I think I just saw someone hide a body.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Ladies don't puke and tell
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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