I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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