what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I stole a fireplace last night.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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