it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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