I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I didn't notice because vodka
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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