Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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