So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
My life is pants optional.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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