i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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