How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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