so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
