Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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