a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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