you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
a search helicopter?!
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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