i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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