That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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