break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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