We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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