just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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