I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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