On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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