why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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