oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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