have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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