he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Randomize
