i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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